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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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