you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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