how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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