I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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