we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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