Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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