we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I will be naked everywhere
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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