Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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