Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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