those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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