Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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