Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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