i barfeds in our rink
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
