Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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