Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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