So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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