that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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