Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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