Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Randomize
