I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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