Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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