Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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