While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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