You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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