The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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