these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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