Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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