winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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