at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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