New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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