On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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