At least make sure they are 18
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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