Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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