i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
