This girl is more easily done than said...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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