found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
