I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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