A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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