Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just had sex on a roof
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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