Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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