whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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