if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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