What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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