thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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