so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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