i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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