is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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