did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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