You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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