at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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