Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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