I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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