Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize