so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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